Naughty Seniors – How to eat pussy

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First things first. Every woman’s pussy is different. They look different. They smell different. They taste different. They feel different. And different things feel good to different pussies.

If a woman’s vajayjay is different than what you’ve seen before, don’t panic or get weird. It’s okay. It’s still a vagina and still works the same way. Different is good.

Forget What You See in Porn

If you’ve been a regular here at LSAM for any length of time,

you probably know I have a deep love for porn. If not, well guess what? I love porn.

But you want to know what I hate? I hate watching a guy (or girl) going down on another girl. I abso-fucking-lutely hate it. It seems porn has created its  own version of cunnilingus which is focused more on camera angles instead of actual pleasure.

So if you’re eating pussy like you see in the movies with your tongue out and pointed, barely touching the clit, your face three inches away from everything, I hate to tell you, but you’re doing it wrong.

When you’re really going down on a girl, and you’re doing it good, you need to bury your face in her cunt. From nose to chin, get in there and get up in it. Put her clit between your lips, suck her labia into your mouth, put your whole tongue inside her as deep as you can. Whatever you do, just get down in there and your bury your face in it.


Every woman is different, so if you know this specific trick that worked great for your ex-girlfriend, don’t assume it will work for the girl in your bed now. Try it, for sure, but learn some other tricks in case she doesn’t like it.

Here’s a few I swear by:

  • Lick all around her clit. Don’t just focus on the clit, but pay attention to underneath, both sides, and the top. Lick outside her hood, making the skin massage her clit. Clits are sensitive and sometimes the sensation of direct stimulation is too much. Figure out where she likes it, and play there.
  • Vary the pressure. While you’re playing, vary the pressure and shape of your tongue. Go long and skinny and tickle her with it. Switch to short and relaxed and lap at her. The tongue can feel so many different ways and you may be surprised to find out what really gets her going.
    Marty Stone/Flickr
    Marty Stone/Flickr
  • Penetrate her. Make your tongue as stiff as you can and penetrate her with it. Some women love it when you draw in and out, fucking her. Others like it when you just lick as deep as you can. Either way, there’s nothing quite like having your tongue in a woman’s pussy, so go ahead and give it a try.
  • Lick from top to bottom. Draw your tongue from below the bottom of her pussy all the way up to the top. The whole of a woman’s vulva is sensitive and there may be secret spots that feel extra good. Personally, I love when a tongue plays with the small area at the bottom of my slit. It drives me freaking crazy. The point is, explore her. Spread her lips, touch her everywhere.
  • Suck with care. You’ve got to be careful with this one, especially when it comes to the clit. I’m willing to guess that most women can enjoy a gentle clit sucking, but suck too hard on some and it hurts like hell. Others love it when you draw the whole thing into your mouth and suck like there’s no tomorrow. Play easy and follow her responses. If in doubt, ask.
  • Get your hands involved. Now I can’t speak for every woman, but I can tell you one of the easiest, surest ways to get me off is to lick my clit while you finger my pussy. It never not works. Even if she doesn’t want you to finger her, there’s lots you can be doing with your hands. Massage her ass, lifting her up to your mouth. Reach up and play with her nipples, pulling them in time with your licks. Wrap your arms under and over her thighs and hold her legs wide, making sure she’s spread open for you. Wrap your arms over her hips and waist, holding her in place. It doesn’t really matter what you do with them, just do something.

The point is play around. See what she likes, watch how her body reacts, learn to play her like she’s an instrument.

Ask and Encourage

If you really want to know what she likes, ask her. If she’s hesitant to tell, wait until you’re between her thighs, get her panting, and then ask her. Tell her you love to watch her cum and you want to make sure does.

Take It Slow

Remember, cunnilingus is not an eating contest.

It’s doesn’t need to be devoured like fast food. Instead, treat it like a five-course meal. Take your time and savor the taste of her in your mouth. The way her skin feels against your tongue. Take your time and tease her with your mouth. Make her quiver and quake. Believe me, she’ll love it.

Enjoy It

Sex, regardless of its form, is meant to be enjoyed. Don’t stress out too much about eating her pussy. Instead, sit back and reveal in it. Have fun. Laugh and play. The best sex is sex you can laugh during.

If you focus too much on trying to get her off and she knows it, it’s going to be counter productive. She’s going to be under pressure to cum, which will most definitely make it more difficult for her to do so. Instead of focusing on the “end result,” focus on the act and the giving and the sensations. If you’re relaxed and enjoying it, she’ll be relaxed and enjoy it too.

Your Turn

So, there’s my wordy thoughts on giving head to a girl. What do you think folks? What am I missing? Do you have any tricks of the trade you want to share? What about you ladies? What gets you off best?


Naughty Seniors – G Spot Hunting

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The G-spot can produce intense, deep orgasms – if you know how to find it.

Ah the Grafenberg spot or, more commonly the the “G-spot.” It’s a confounding mystery for some and an enticing adventure for others. Although you may have heard otherwise, many women report that it does exist and can be the originator of intense and pleasurable orgasms, perhaps even the best you’ve ever had. It does, however, take a little more skill and knowledge to stimulate it.

So where is it? And, assuming yours is undiscovered, how can you find it? So many questions. Don’t worry, I’ve got the answers.

Where is the G-Spot?

The G-Spot is located approximately one to three inches inside the anterior wall of the vagina toward your pubic bone and just in front of the cervix.

How do I find it?

The G-Spot is composed of erectile tissue and swells when aroused; therefore, it is easiest to find when you are sexually stimulated. Begin by sliding one or two fingers inside your vagina about as far as you comfortably can. Bend the fingers a bit in a “come hither” motion so that they are now touching the anterior wall of your vagina. You should feel a puffy patch of tissue right around there. It’s a little rougher than the rest, and is approximately the size of a small walnut. This is the G-spot. (Read more about women’s unique and interesting anatomy in 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Vaginas.)

The G-spot gets a lot of press for being an explosive sexual area. That’s often true, but not for everyone. It’s important to note that not all women find this area erotically pleasurable; in fact, some find stimulation here uncomfortable. This is completely natural. The sensitivity of your G-Spot has a lot to do with your individual body structure, the thickness of your vaginal walls, other physiological differences and even sometimes your age. In fact, some women report intense G-spot orgasms in their 40s, even though they didn’t have them in their younger years, or only found them mildly pleasurable. There are also women who don’t find their G-spot an erotically sensitive spot at all. If, for some reason, this happens to be you, don’t fret; there are plenty of other parts of your body that will be ripe for pleasure. (Want to find them? Start at The 6 Most Underrated Erogenous Zones.)

Finding Fun

After you have found your G-spot, congratulate yourself: you’re halfway there! That spongy mound that you’ve found is ripe for stimulation. There are tons of toys on the market that are designed to help here, and are curved or angled in a way to make it easier to reach your G-spot – and make it sing. Use your fingers, your partner or even a toy to press and rub this spot with strong, steady thrusts. Firm pressure and consistent movement on the G-spot is recommended, but be open to what feels best to you and go from there – everyone is different.

Because the location of the G-spot is very close to the urethra, stimulating it might make you feel like you have to pee. Don’t worry, you won’t. Although some women do ejaculate fluid from their urethras upon orgasming (or sometimes just by being very aroused) this liquid isn’t urine … exactly. Female ejaculate is a clearish fluid that some researchers believe comes from the bladder (Schubach, 2001) but more studies need to be conducted. Those same researchers have found that while there is a small amount of uric acid in female ejaculate (along with some prostatic fluid and some enzymes that are actually found in semen) it is not 100 percent urine. In fact, this should make you feel better: It’s physically impossible to pee and ejaculate fluid at the same time, so relax your PC muscles and enjoy the ride!

Target: Orgasm

Because most of the data we have on the G-spot is mainly from self-reported accounts, we know that all women are fantastically different and dynamic. For some, the G-spot can produce the most intense, deep orgasm they’ve ever had. For others, it’s a wonderful addition to a bevy of various orgasms they are capable of. For some, it could even be a big nothing. It doesn’t really matter which category you fall into – exploring your body is half the fun. Spend some quality time alone finding out what makes you feel good, and consider buying a toy made to hit the G-spot. I recommend one vibrates to really get some sensation going. If you want to stimulate your G-spot during intercourse, try a rear-entry position like doggy-style. No matter what method you try, make certain you start with one you are comfortable with. Just remember that it’s best to get quite aroused before you bring the G-spot in on the action. (Get more rear-entry positions from our Position Playlist.)

If you’re having trouble relaxing through the process, try using a vibrator on your clitoris at the same time. Having all those nerves fired up at once might be just the coaxing you need to make your G-spot come alive. If you are exploring with a partner, it might be a good idea to ask them to make you orgasm clitorally first and then try the G-spot stimulation.

However you decide to go about it, the magic word is “relax.” For some women, experiencing a G-spot orgasm can take time. Your body has to warm up to a different type of erotic pleasure. So be gentle, be loving and have fun with it. That way, G-spot orgasm or not, your play will always have a happy ending.


Naughty Seniors – Single Over 50?

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Single and over 50? You’re HOT.

Are you a single woman over 50? Good news: You have more options when it comes to men than you might think.

Today, younger men are pursuing older women with surprising vigor. So, at 50, you can date men 10, 15 … even 20 years younger than you as well as men your own age and older. That’s a lot of choices, right?

Should you choose to focus on younger men, here are five reasons why males in their 30s want to date hot, 50-something women like you:

1. Older Women Are Confident

By the time you reach 50, you know yourself pretty well. That means you have more self-confidence, which is very attractive to all men. A confident woman isn’t clingy, needy or desperate. She has her own life and is more likely to not need as much attention from a man — cougars are sexy for this very reason. You are just easier to spend time with and a lot less demanding than younger women.

2. Older Women Are Looking Younger Than Ever

You look younger and hotter than ever. Have you been to a class reunion lately? The women look fantastic. Women are taking better care of themselves and doing more to stay young looking. And compared to men, women have so much more to rely on with good skin care, exercise, the right clothing, hair and makeup and maybe a little Botox. All this gives you a younger appearance — certainly younger than previous generations at the same age. Some experts are claiming 50 is the new 30. Imagine that!

3. Older Women Are Experienced

Now that you have entered your fifth decade, you have plenty of experience under your belt. Younger men find this exciting and are often seeking to learn more about how to please a woman in the bedroom. This can be a lot of fun as you show him what women like and educate him for younger generations. What a great service you are doing for womankind!

In addition, a younger man’s youthful exuberance can bring a lot of fun to dating overall. He is not yet stuck in his ways and is far more likely to try new things with a sense of adventure. They might want to try new foods and restaurants, new cultural experiences, new social activities, new sports and even new positions.

4. Older Women Aren’t Looking To Start A Family

Once you move into your 50s, you are usually beyond the child-bearing phase. The female biological clock has stopped that super loud ticking that you may have heard in your late 30s and into your early 40s. This can be a huge relief to some young men who don’t want to get tied down by younger women who want to start a family.

These men are open to relationships, they just don’t want that long-term commitment and family responsibility. So you offer him a great opportunity for companionship and romance without the pressure of marriage.

5. Older Women Are Realistic

At 50, you are savvy about how the world works. That means you know that dating a younger man may be a heckuva lot of fun, but it also might not lead to anything deeper or serious. That is fine by you. You don’t mind a little romantic distraction and feel flattered and enlivened by a younger man’s attention. Yet, you recognize that your relationship is not as likely to last long-term.

The good news about this fact is that you can relax, go with the flow and just enjoy it. And when the interaction with your younger man stops being fun, you are more likely to simply let go and move on.

Being savvy to the ways of men and how life works keeps you on an even keel and realistic about what you are doing. That freedom can open doors for you to have more excitement and fun than you ever imagined possible with younger men!